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Monday, November 24, 2008
I was just watching an old HK drama 美味天王 (SCV Channel 255, 8.20pm, Mon-Fri), so funny! Hahaha. 看到了肥姐 (Lydia Sum) 和戏中老公的感人 dancing scene, 我的眼睛也充满了泪水. The dialogue in the touching scene goes something like this:肥姐：如果你今天的舞伴不是我，你一定能够赢将的…
戏中老公：不要这样说… 做人最重要是要有自信。我不会放弃你，你也不会放弃我的，对吗？
肥姐：噢。*眼睛充满泪水*
This moment, we see 肥姐 so touched because she finally had found someone who really appreciated her for who she really was, despite her size (the touching scene was played when she was reminiscing about her past with her 戏中老公). I was really touched too! How I wish I could find someone who would appreciate me too! Like, not because of the way I look, but appreciate me for… me.
All the talk about having babies and getting married now, yes, it’s really much easier when you’re like, Fiona Xie’s size and have a firm wall of confidence that does not break as soon as someone calls you a fatty or an upsize from a regular girl, you know. Are guys really that superficial? (Guys I know have once told me the below.)
"My girlfriend must have nice boobies." (… what’s new?)
"My girlfriend must have Jolin Tsai’s kind of face." (Her kind of face really is ideal face meh?)
"My girlfriend must be hot! Hmmm... I think Fiona Xie type can lor." (Of course can la, you superficial bustard.)
"I like my women with a nice ass." (Define nice. -_-)
Or maybe all the guys I meet just happen to think like that. Think I should consider changing all of my guy friends and just look for new ones. Well, I’ve met nice ones also. But they are attached and some have problems maintaining the relationship just because their girlfriend doesn’t want to have sex with them. But that’s just another problem altogether.
How come I just never get to meet nice guys one? Like, cute ones who talk well… fug, I’m superficial too! haha. Damn. Actually my social circle is considered damn small, to be fair, can? I just never meet enough people and I can’t say I know new friends like, every month. More like my life is pretty routine – Eat, work, eat, work, eat, sleep – goes on every single weekday. And during the weekends, I just … pig out at home. You know, eat, watch TV, eat, sleep, eat, watch TV, sleep. And I would have whiled the whole damn weekend away without even having fun! That’s how I get those Monday blues. Shiit. It’s like I know how I get all moody and stuff and I’m just striving to make my days even worse. Already friend circle small, then work until the face all haggard, eyebags all popping out, keep on snacking at work to keep the stress away… now when I look back, "For what?" I think to myself. I only just turned 21 and yet I’m living the life of a 42 year old wrinkled pig. It’s like I always need rest, not a single moment is spent without whining about how mentally exhausted I am.
Lame-O. Now I’m just part of the lazy cycle and just can’t pull myself out of it. Shit.
My new year resolution should look more or less something like this:
1. Get out of the lazy cycle.
2. Exercise.
3. Stop eating carbs.
4. Exercise.
5. Buy smaller clothes which you only can wear after losing 10 kilos.
6. Stop eating carbs.
7. Read more.
8. Don’t fuss too much over work. (then I’ll have less stress, and I’ll stop snacking, see!)
9. Make more (boy)friends.
10. Go pubs more often and wink at cute guys.
11. Learn the ways of seduction and flirting.
12. Find my life’s "戏中老公" just like 美味天王 (above).
That’s all I can think of for now. Women of Singapore (especially the average looking Chinese women), we should all equip ourselves with a skill of seduction and flirting (also, consider a low cut dress.)! If not, we will never snag a man in Singapore!
So difficult you know, especially when the ratio of guys to women in Singapore are like, 1:3? No?
GAAAAHHH!
Good luck girls! Go read up on articles relating to snagging a man (a cute one!) and share it with me!
What I’m Feeling right now (Love love me, love love me!):
Mika – Love Today
xoxo Jank